It’s been an insane past 3 months…
I’m beginning to write this final post from the airport in Athens and will likely finish at some point on the journey back home. But before I conclude this blog, I want to give a run-down of all the cities I’ve visited in the past few weeks, as well as some final thoughts and stories about this summer.
The past few weeks on my European odyssey with Alex have included more excitement than frankly either of us could handle. But the experience could not have been more unforgettable and worthwhile. So here’s a run-down of the trip city by city.
Warsaw – Warsaw is a very underrated city to visit and was a fantastic place to live. The first and foremost reason is the Polish people. I have never been anywhere else where people show so much pride and solidarity as a nation. And it shows. The streets of Warsaw are remarkably clean and the people are extremely hard-working. Beyond that, there is so much living history and beauty within the city itself. The Old Town in Warsaw is one of the most historic sites you’ll find in Europe, and the spectacular Lazienki Park in the center of the city is extremely impressive.
Berlin – You never run out of things to see in Berlin and the pace that Alex and I were keeping to see as much as possible in 2 days was inhumane. Berlin is full of history, but is also more of a modern city than anywhere you’ll find, including most places in the US. Our trip had a burst of excitement in Berlin as we were running around the city trying to get our Eurail passes validated, when we all of a sudden were threatened by a crazy man with a broken beer bottle.
Leipzig – Having lived and studied in Leipzig, I’m entirely biased. It’s not the most scenic city to visit, but it’s the #1 place to see if you want to know anything about East German history. But beyond that, most of the best known people in German history have lived here and there is plenty to see dedicated to them, such as Martin Luther, Bach, and Angela Merkel.
Dresden – My favorite place to visit in the whole world. I have never been anywhere more beautiful than the old town in Dresden. Not only do I have so many personal memories there, but seeing the impressive churches and palaces that are still blackened from the firebombings of WWII is just indescribable. Dresden is just the perfect city that fits my interests and personality.
Prague – Just a wretched city. Don’t believe any of the hype about Prague. It’s dirty and there’s nothing worth seeing that isn’t packed by an excess of annoying tourists. Stay away from this place. Granted, being rebels and getting fined on the metro has something to do with my bitterness, but my opinion of this pit of misery still stands.
Vienna – No place has more beautiful palaces. Vienna is just a classy city. All of the buildings on the most mundane streets have such detail that is incredibly impressive. The Schönbrunn Palace makes Versailles look like Barbie’s playhouse. Vienna is absolutely worth visiting. It’s was the perfect antidote to our misery in Prague.
Lugano – Given that we had the most insane train ride getting there, Lugano was well worth it. No city that I have ever seen has more breathtaking surroundings. The mountains and lakes in Lugano are amazing. Not to mention the surrounding cities, such as Locarno that are definitely worth seeing.
Milan – These were the highlights of our time in Milan: Tom gets sneezed on by a Somali pirate, and Alex gets served a “pizza” that was nothing more than a piece of bread with some vegetables on top. Don’t believe any hype about Milan. It’s an awful, dirty city with nothing to see or do. Not to mention the bums that care nothing about their surroundings and don’t mind urinating on the sidewalks (which we witnessed frequently). I’ve been all over Italy and love everywhere I’ve been with the exception of Milan. Milan is an embarrassment to the country of Italy.
Turin – Turin will always have a special place in my heart. Our best story of the trip happened there, and it showed that Turin has one hell of a kick-ass police department. Within an hour of Alex having his wallet stolen, he got it back as we watched the suspect in his jail cell… frickin’ awesome! Beyond that, Turin is really a very clean and beautiful city in the Italian Alps. And the people there are great. Alex and I both agree that the best restaurant we’ve both eaten at is “Seven Up” in Turin. The greatest Italian food on the planet by far. Turin really is a spectacular city for so many reasons, I highly recommend it.
Monte Carlo – This city just exudes wealth. Awesome marina full of massive yachts that each have their own crews. It’s also extremely modern and definitely worth visiting. It’s immaculately clean and you can have a great dinner at the marina for a reasonable price. Visiting Monte Carlo made up for the time that we spent in the hellhole that is the country of France.
The Entire Country of France – Never go there! The people are miserable and show no pride in their surroundings. The entire country smells of nothing other than cigarettes and urine. People litter everywhere and nobody cleans up after their pets. All the stereotypes of French arrogance are understated. It’s just disgusting, and the people are absolutely miserable. Then again, if I had to live in France, I’d be miserable too.
Barcelona – We only spent a few hours here, but it seemed like a decent city, of course part of that may be just being anywhere other than France. However, the train ride in through the Spanish countryside was really quite beautiful.
Greece – I’m so glad that we had a whole 5 days in Greece, because the sites were just phenomenal. Day one we went to the Acropolis, which is not only extremely significant historically, but also gives fantastic views of the entire city of Athens. Day two we went to the Temple of Poseidon, which was my favorite part of our time in Greece. It’s not a touristy area, and the views are just spectacular… many of the best pictures of the whole trip came from here. Day three we toured the Port of Piraeus as well as the Olympic Stadiums in Athens, which are plenty historic in their own right, one of them being built entirely out of marble in 400 BC. On day four, we drove over to Corinth and saw the ancient ruins, hiked up to the castle above the city (though we couldn’t make it all the way to the top in the 110 degree heat), visited the church where St. Paul would preach to the Corinthians, and saw the Corinth Canal which is massive and was built entirely by slave labor. On our final day, we met with Alex’s family in the Greek countryside for the feast of the Virgin Mary… and believe me it was a feast. I had never eaten so much in my life. I cleaned my plate about 4 times, and each time I did Alex’s aunt kept shoveling more food on my plate… don’t get me wrong, the food was amazing, but I was about to explode. Still, I’ve really come to love the Greek food… the Greek salads and gyros are absolutely amazing when done right. And one thing that really surprised me during our time in Greece is how much it looks like Southern California. Athens looks exactly like LA at night… all sprawled out with the mountains in the background. And our drive back from Corinth felt just like the drive up to Santa Barbara. The similarities were quite eerie. But I’m so glad that we had a car to get to all these places… it would have been impossible without one. And thank God that Alex has lived here and knew where everything was, I would have been completely lost otherwise. Our time in Greece had very little difficulty (other than us climbing up one of the tallest mountains in Athens at sunset and forgetting where we parked on the way down). Germany and Greece were honestly my two favorite parts of the trip, since in both places Alex and I got to show off our second homes and knew the best places to visit ahead of time.
There are so many more stories that I just don’t have time to write about, but will be sure to share with people in person (like the insane beer bottle guy in Berlin, the Somali pirates in Milan, and getting lost on a mountain in Athens). Nonetheless, it’s been an unforgettable and exhausting summer, which is just the way I wanted.
Well, folks, that’s it for my blog this summer. I don’t plan on doing anymore regular postings, but if something in the future really sets me off, I now have an established forum to rant. So, peace out.
























